Pledge This!
William Heins2007-02-08
Pledging Has Never Been This Hilarious.
2.86
91 min
At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.
Cast
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Paris Hilton | Victoria | Unowned |
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Paula Garcés | Gloria | Unowned |
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Kerri Kenney | Kathy | Unowned |
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Sarah Carter | Kristen | Unowned |
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Simon Rex | Derek | The Free Refills |
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Geoffrey Arend | Dax / Mother / Photographer | Unowned |
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Amanda Aday | Maxine | Unowned |
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Randy Spelling | Kelly | Unowned |
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Holly Valance | Jessica | Unowned |
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Bianca Lawson | Monique | Unowned |
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Alexis Thorpe | Morgan | Unowned |
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Sarai Howard | Unowned | |
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Noureen DeWulf | Poo Poo | Unowned |
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Diva Zappa | Babs | Unowned |
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Amanda Rowan | Trista | Unowned |
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Mickey Mickey | Heather | Unowned |
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Ali Dee | Tonya | Unowned |
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Greg Cipes | Reed | Unowned |
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Sofía Vergara | FHM Hostess | Unowned |
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Carmen Electra | Carmen Electra | Unowned |
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Lin Shaye | Miss Prin | Unowned |
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Taylor Negron | Professor Milchik | Unowned |
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Rick Overton | Janitor Jones | Unowned |
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Keith Hudson | Erik | Unowned |
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Dieter Meier | Gamsie | Unowned |
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Beau Beasley | Gay Guy | Unowned |
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Justin Jackson | Michael | Unowned |
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Sam E. Goldberg | Teddy the Nerd | Unowned |
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Rick Najera | Buford Gomez | Unowned |
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E. G. Daily | Catherine Johnson | Unowned |
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Suzanna Rosado | Cute Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Tanisha Hernandez | Cute Girl #2 | Unowned |
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DJ Clue | DJ Clue | Unowned |
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William Heins | Eddie Johnson | Unowned |
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El Gordo | El Gordo | Unowned |
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Olympia Kricos | Female Student | Unowned |
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Keri Bruno | Fern | Unowned |
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Mayra Veronica | FHM Model | Unowned |
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Cayleen Davies | Gamma Pledge #1 | Unowned |
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Jaclyn Matthus | Goth Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Chira Cassel | Goth Girl #2 | Unowned |
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Tania Jimenez | Goth Girl #3 | Unowned |
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Allen Choate | Hairy Guy | Unowned |
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April Henry | Irish Girl | Unowned |
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Jiannina Castro | Irish Girl's Friend | Unowned |
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Dustin Mangas | Jock Student | Unowned |
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Eugenio Derbez | Jose | Unowned |
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Miriam Kulick | Judith Cohen | Unowned |
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Kyle Richards | Lisa | Unowned |
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J.J. Wilson | Mr. Haas | Unowned |
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Chad Muska | MTV Editor | Unowned |
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Paulina Rubio | Paulina Rubio | Unowned |
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Ari Belinski | Producer | Unowned |
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Preston Lacy | Randy | Unowned |
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Betheny Merola | Smoking Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Yvonne Gougelet | Smoking Girl #2 | Unowned |
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Jasmine Waltz | Smoking Girl #3 | Unowned |
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Alexis Barbara | Soda Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Cleveland Marcus Walton | Tri Pi Guy #1 | Unowned |
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Andrew Phillips | Tri Pi Guy #2 | Unowned |
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Sam Macaroni | Tucker | Unowned |
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Cheryl Graham | Waspy Girl #1 | Unowned |
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Lily Brawner | Waspy Girl #2 | Unowned |
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Kirsten Gustitus | Waspy Girl #3 | Unowned |
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Shamron Moore | Brenda | Unowned |
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Jennifer Elise Cox | VJ Outside FHM Party | Unowned |
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Julia Lehman | Heather | Unowned |
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Alison MacInnis | Leslie | Unowned |
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Angela Dodson | Jenny | Unowned |
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Camille Langfield | Mary at Nude Sorority | Unowned |
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Daisy Hamilton | Daisy | Unowned |
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April Florio | Gamma Girl | Unowned |
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Keren Gilbert | Girl at FHM Party | Unowned |
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Evan Scott Golden | Student | Unowned |
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Andrew M. Phillips | Frat Guy #1 | Unowned |
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Eric Raddatz | Clubber | Unowned |
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Breven Angaelica Warren | SBU Student | Unowned |